Why, Oh why would you choose to go out in public in disco/shiny garment and gift wrap yourself when you can have your pick of any dress out there?
1, you wrongly assume that you would look great in anything you chose to put on. Not in the case of J Lo, obviously.
2. You do not have a mirror at home.
3. You think you have great taste in clothes and do not solicit services of a stylist.
I'm so over this look that I don't even want to go to the Big hair and make up.